Trail #618: Heart and Hares Love Tech on Trail
Saturday - February 11, 2023 - 2:09 pm
It’s almost Feb 14 or Saint Valentine’s Day which is a Hallmark money making day to promote love and fornication. But our hashing day falls on Feb 11th which is National Make a Friend Day so come to our lovetacular trail and just maybe meet a new friend to love and/or fornicate with! Consent required!
Dogs and virgins acceptable but must be leashed (and bound and whipped)
**You will want tech on trail for a surprise happy ending! Who doesn’t love a happy ending!
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Hares: Cupid Clad Love birds who love fornication—UC, Pastor, Table It and Tri Anything but UC says no orgy, lol! Location: Schiller Park Start Time: 1:69 (AKA 2:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Love and Cupid and Hearts and more Love. On-After: Riley's*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.