Trail #644: 1980’s / UC 10-year Re-Hash


Monday - July 3, 2023 - 6:09 pm

On July 1, 2013, Just Krystle drove from Utica to the Fleet Feet in Syracuse to attend a “group run with beers after”. Her life would never be the same….

 

Please join UC and Slip (one of the hares of that July 2013 trail) as they attempt to recreate that trail from 10 years ago.

 

The theme will be the same as in 2013 – 1980s fashion. If you need inspiration, here are some quotes on Syracuse.com from that trail:

 

“neon-clad joggers of all ages, dressed like backup dancers from a Wham! music video”

 

“burly guys in short-shorts”

 

“ a tall, dark and 20-something, sporting zebra-print leggings. A Lauper-blonde wig soaks up sweat on his forehead and stays put even after running 3 miles”

 

“ you can’t wear your ‘I completed an ‘Ironman’ T-shirt.’ Like, don’t wear that to a hash. That’s not cool.”

 

Since Fleet Feet has never invited us back, this time we will have to start in the parking lot of Home Depot on Bridge Street.

 

Expect a mix of urban and shiggy. Expect there to be UC style, 10 year analversary surprises.

 

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Utica Chub, Slip 'n' Swallow
Location: Home Depot on Bridge Street
Start Time: 5:69 pm (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: 1980's / UC's 10-year Re-Hash
On-After: Beginnings II

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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