Trail #672: Noggin


Saturday - December 9, 2023 - 12:09 pm

Think you’re ready for Christmas? Yolk’s on you, that’s impossible. So cum take a break from your stress at the second anal eggnog trail as your hares try to distract you from your holiday drama. And nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned hashy Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest holiday hash since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney, he’s going to find the jolliest bunch of hashing assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Hares: 3 Dog and Coolio
Location: Sehr Park
Start Time: 11:69AM (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Egg Noggin
On-After: Change of Pace Sports Bar

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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