Trail #679: Pastorbation Trail


Saturday - January 13, 2024 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm

Greetings Halfminds!!!
10 short years ago I was seated alone at my neighborhood bar when a bunch of hooligans disrupted the respectable mood. They had just come in from “fighting the homeless” and were in need of some beer refreshment!!! A number of the gathered hashers and harrietes spotted me in my bar stool perch and struck up a conversation. They provided encouragement to join them for a hash trail the very next day. I was non-committal, but they persisted, one of them even provided additional encouragement at the urinals to cum and see what it was all about!!! The next day I arrived at a small parking lot at a dead end road to meet up with jolliest bunch of wankers ever! Assful of Whiteman was the RA, no clue on the hares, Tweedle carried trees, Fleshlight ran like a puppy…Yogi was sung and beers were drunk! Me and my fellow virgin, Vaginatalia, had a blast and I have been hooked ever since!!
So cum one and cum all to a Pastorbation celebration trail!!! Trail will be 1:69 PM at 1631 Otisco Valley Rd
Bring a suit or don’t!!
What to expect: Shitty Trail!!
Beer!!
Orange Food!
Some other food!
Hot Tubbing!!!
More Beer!!
On after if we decide to leave the Hot Tub will be determined when we decide to leave the hot tub!!!
FYI the next week some wanker named ‘Pom Pilot’ showed up….he is pretty cool too I guess…….

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Hares: Pastor
Location: 1631 Otisco Valley Rd
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Pastorbation Trail!
On-After: Hot Tub then TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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