Trail #679: Pastorbation Trail


Saturday - January 13, 2024 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm

Greetings Halfminds!!!
10 short years ago I was seated alone at my neighborhood bar when a bunch of hooligans disrupted the respectable mood. They had just come in from “fighting the homeless” and were in need of some beer refreshment!!! A number of the gathered hashers and harrietes spotted me in my bar stool perch and struck up a conversation. They provided encouragement to join them for a hash trail the very next day. I was non-committal, but they persisted, one of them even provided additional encouragement at the urinals to cum and see what it was all about!!! The next day I arrived at a small parking lot at a dead end road to meet up with jolliest bunch of wankers ever! Assful of Whiteman was the RA, no clue on the hares, Tweedle carried trees, Fleshlight ran like a puppy…Yogi was sung and beers were drunk! Me and my fellow virgin, Vaginatalia, had a blast and I have been hooked ever since!!
So cum one and cum all to a Pastorbation celebration trail!!! Trail will be 1:69 PM at 1631 Otisco Valley Rd
Bring a suit or don’t!!
What to expect: Shitty Trail!!
Beer!!
Orange Food!
Some other food!
Hot Tubbing!!!
More Beer!!
On after if we decide to leave the Hot Tub will be determined when we decide to leave the hot tub!!!
FYI the next week some wanker named ‘Pom Pilot’ showed up….he is pretty cool too I guess…….

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

Read more


Hares: Pastor
Location: 1631 Otisco Valley Rd
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Pastorbation Trail!
On-After: Hot Tub then TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker

Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
30
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
6:09 PM - Pick Up Trail
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
6:09 PM - A Wet Adventure
15
16
17
18
19
20
22
23
25
26
27
29
30
1
2
3
31 May
Monday - May 31, 2021    
2:09 pm
We'll be starting from Casa de Pink for a fun exploration of the suburbs and trails of Camillus. After trail we'll grill some dogs and [...]
07 Jun
Monday - June 7, 2021    
6:09 pm
The Pick Up Trail will will be at the Camillus Unique Area. Please arrive well hydrated. It's going to be a scorcher out there today. [...]
14 Jun
Monday - June 14, 2021    
6:09 pm
Details: Show up and find out. What to bring: your favorite Noodle or float, trail/water shoes, hydrodynamic running attire, a sense of adventure, and an [...]
21 Jun
Monday - June 21, 2021    
6:09 pm
This trail is not for the faint-of-heart, short-of-patience or weak-of-bladder. Clear your schedule for the evening, and possibly the next day as well. This trail [...]
24 Jun
Thursday - June 24, 2021    
6:09 pm
Fakey stupidly volunteered to set trail. Expect the unexpected, or the expected if you know her. It will be awesome or a disaster. Who knows? [...]
28 Jun
Monday - June 28, 2021    
6:09 pm
4th Annual Rainbow Tutu Trail!  Wear rainbows, tutus, rainbow tutus, or come as you are as your hares OTD , Lady Kale Krotch, and UC [...]
Events on Monday - May 31, 2021
Events on Monday - June 7, 2021
07 Jun
7 Jun 21
Events on Monday - June 14, 2021
14 Jun
14 Jun 21
Events on Monday - June 21, 2021
Events on Thursday - June 24, 2021
24 Jun
Events on Monday - June 28, 2021