Trail #684: Cupid Farts, I mean Hearts


Saturday - February 10, 2024 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm

Cum get “drunk on a plane” (or close to one)

Cuz “love is in the air”

Have we “told you lately that the hash needs you? Have we told you there’s no place else for you?”

Your CUPID hares, Table It and Tri Anything, have “drawn back their bows and let their arrows go straight to your heart, so let us hear your cry and let your GPS fly straight to the cupid hash, you go”

We have “faithfully” set a trail that most people “wait a lifetime for a moment like this”

We will “show you, good love, make it all right, because we know you “need a little sweetness in your life”

Wear your loveliest apparel to attract the “apple of your eye” and likely you will “look wonderful tonight”.

“You know it’s true, everything we do, we do it for you”

This hash will be the one thing “you can’t get enough of”

“Save the best for last”-the on after will be “spinning right round” to serve you bevvy’s and noms.

Start Spinning Wheel 7384 Thompson Rd North. Also the on after!

Shiggy level: TBD

Dogs and virgins welcome but will need leashing or lashing

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Tri It
Location: Spinning Wheel
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Valentines Day
On-After: Spinning Wheel

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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