Trail #701: The Tortured Hares Department Trail (Full Moon)


Thursday - May 23, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

SOH4 Trail  – 701 – Tortured Hares Department Full Moon Thursday May 23rd(Taylor’s Version)

What: A Thursday Flower Moon means Taylor Swift Tortured Hares Department Trail! Your hares IBS, OTD, and FlameHer (subbing for Slip) will show you how you wouldn’t have lasted a down down in the asylum we drew trail up on for a Swift Solvay journey definitely under 3 miles and absolutely wrapping by 7:45 pm to ensure we can go to Singers to , you guessed it, perform Taylor songs. Theme is dress in your preferred Taylor and/or moon things .

Prelube note: For prelube Lamont has wings anx shrimp Thursday , burgers, etc (https://lamonttavern.com).   Singers has kitchen open (which we like) and knows we are coming (even better).

Where: Taylor-gating in the parking lot across from LaMont Tavern (108 Lamont Ave, Syracuse), HHH on ground.

When : Thursday May 23, 6:09 pm.

What to bring :  Taylor Swift anything, friendship bracelets, your necklace if you are named, clothes for the after, cranium gear to protect you from moon’s harmful cosmic rays, whistle, sense of adventure, a vessel , towel, money for the after, virgins, cute boy virgins who might like other boys, pretty please cute boy virgins, ID and money for the after which you will want to go to.

After: Singers (.2 mile walk from start , 1345 Milton Ave, they know we are coming )

Hash cash : $7

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Hares: One Trick Dick, IBSexual, Flameher
Location: Parking lot across from Lamont Tavern
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Taylor Swift, Full Moon
On-After: Singers Karaoke Club

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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