Trail #715: Britney’s Back, Bitch
Monday - August 5, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Britney’s Back B*tch!
…and so is UC. Last year, FriskMe did a great job of keeping the Britney hash alive while UC was in Europe. This year, the Britney hash is back and better than ever! FriskMe and UC share their love for Britney – and Prime shares a birthday with Britney lovers (UC & Camel)- so we let him help too.
Hares: Utica Chub, FriskMe Spears, and Cocktimus Prime
Location: Veterans Memorial Park at Gillie Lake https://g.co/kgs/jwoZHPQ
Time: 5:69 HST
Hashcash: $7 rego online
After: TBD (Asil’s or Wildcat)
Prizes awarded for best Britney Spears themed costumes!!
Punishments for lack of costume!
**There may be “water opportunities”, so wear something you might be comfortable swimming in. Bring a towel and change of clothes!
Don’t be TOXIC, wear your best Britney inspired costumes! You better WORK it BITCH! Hit me BABY ONE MORE TIME with your creativity. You know I’M A SLAVE FOR YOU when you wear those costumes. I’m no WOMANIZER, but please GIMME MORE costumes! SOMETIMES, (YOU DRIVE ME) CRAZY when you don’t come in costume – I act like a CRIMINAL and DO SOMETHIN’ – like not give you beer – but don’t HOLD IT AGAINST ME. If you’re LUCKY, you’ll be rewarded with shots and prizes! So don’t make me SCREAM & SHOUT, dig out your best S&M and LEATHER AND LACE or else you’ll get a PIECE OF ME.
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Hares: UC & Prime Location: Gilly Lake Veterans Memorial Park Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Britney's Back, Bitch On-After: The Wildcat (because Asil's doesn't like us)*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.