Trail #722: Mr. Stiffy’s 25th Anniversary Trail


Monday - September 16, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

25th anniversary hash
Cum one cum all to Mr. Stiffy’s 25th Analversary hash celebration! Monday 9/16 at 5:69pm hash standard time in the wilds of Strathmore’s Elmwood Park. (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Grk21iNiXxGknED18)

This hash may be 25 miles long, or 2500 meters. No one knows for sure. Cum dressed to celebrate, or just wear what you would have been wearing 25 years ago in 1999. We will also be celebrating this month’s Full Moon, so bring a HEAD gear and lighting (and bug spray). Trail is virgin friendly but not so much for pets.

If that isn’t enough to celebrate, we will also be celebrating the one and only ToFu’s 90th Bday!

There may be 25 beer nears, or only 2.5. We’ll see. Maybe 25 different beverages. Who knows? You have to be there to find out. On after is Pies Guys. Standard hash cash will be accepted at the door like we did 25 years ago. Or rego using the online payment thingy.

Brought to you by Frequent Hasher Mr. Stiffy and intrepid assistant KickStand

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Mr. Stiffy & Kickstand
Location: Elmwood Park in Strathmore
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Dressed to Celebrate or 1999
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - May 5, 2025: Trail #764: Cinco De Mayo

Monday - May 12, 2025: Trail #765: Flower Moon

Monday - May 19, 2025: Trail #766: May-onnaise Hash

Monday - May 26, 2025: Trail #767: Mammorial Day

Monday - June 2, 2025: Trail #768: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 9, 2025: Trail #769: 69!


Monday - June 16, 2025: Trail #771: Pickle Hash

Monday - June 23, 2025: Trail #772: Summer Bash (Bike Hash)

Monday - June 30, 2025: Trail #773: TDB

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