Trail #766: May-onnaise Madness
Monday - May 19, 2025 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
It’s May. It’s mayonnaise. It’s madness.
SOH4 invites you to lube up and lay down some miles at The May-o-nnaise Hash—where things get creamy, dreamy, and mildly concerning.
Whether you’re into spicy chipotle, classy Kewpie, or that sketchy off-brand squeeze bottle in the back of your fridge, this trail will celebrate your questionable condiment choices. Expect a full-bodied, egg-based adventure, slathered in fun and chased with beer.
What’s on the Menu:
- A trail so slick, you’ll think it was laid by a greasy sandwich goblin
- Beer checks with all the flavor, none of the cholesterol
- Optional mayo challenges for the bold (and unwise)
- Condiment games, questionable prizes, and more puns than you can spread on toast
DRESS CODE: White and yellow encouraged. Come as a sandwich, egg, or your favorite picnic side dish. Extra points for full mayo cosplay.
ON-AFTER: Shifty’s
Come spread the joy. It’s the May-o-nnaise Hash, and we’re ready to get weird.
ON-ON, ya saucy freaks!
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Hares: UC & Fester Location: Schiller Park Start Time: 6:09 PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: May-onnaise Madness On-After: Shifty's*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.