Trail #777: Italiano Hash
Monday - July 21, 2025 - 6:09 pm
**PLEASE BRING CASH FOR REGO.
🍝 The Holy Italiano Hash: A Vatican Vacation for Your Liver 🍷✝️
Blessed are the beer drinkers, for they shall inherit the trail!
This week, the hash is going full Roman Catholic—join us for a sinfully sacred journey through the wine-soaked streets of the Eternal Sh*tty Trail.
Come confess your sins (we know you’ve got some), genuflect at the beer check, and repent the only way hashers know how—by pounding a sacramental PBR and screaming “ON ON!”
👑 Expect:
•Blasphemous blessings from our drunk-as-hell “pope”
•A trail more crooked than a televangelist’s tax returns
•Communion crackers and holy water
•Choirboys, cardinals, and questionable costumes
•Indulgences sold in exchange for down-downs
Dress code:
Togas, rosaries, nun habits, pope robes, altar boy sass, or just come as the holy mess you are.
When: Monday July 21st, 5:69 HST
Where: Spaghetti Warehouse
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hixJsjCeCvtqzrtWA?g_st=com.google.maps
Hares: Utica Chub & Cocktimus Prime (AKA the Apostles of Poor Life Choices)
Bring: $7 cash, a vessel for the blood of Christ (or Miller Lite), your worst behavior, and maybe a rosary you don’t mind soiling.
Get your ash to Mass—Hash Mass, that is.
Pope On!
Hares: UC & Prime
Location: Spaghetti Warehouse
Start Time: 6:09 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Italiano Hash - Vatican Edition
On-After: Spaghetti Warehouse *Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
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