Trail #778: Britney’s Back!
Monday - July 28, 2025 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
*Bring cash for trail. Exact change appreciated.
🎤Oops!…We’re doing Britney in July: A Britney Birthday-ish Hash🎉
It’s (kind of close to) our birthday, bitch—so we’re doing it one more time! Lace up your red latex jumpsuit, frost your tips, and grab your emotional support snake because this hash is stronger than yesterday!
Join Utica Chub, Cocktimus Prime, and FriskMe Spears as two of us celebrate another trip around the sun the only way we know how: with beer, bad decisions, and a whole lotta Britney. Expect trails so toxic you’ll scream “Gimme More” checks that’ll make you work (bitch), and a beer check where we’ll all be lucky if we’re not barefoot in a gas station bathroom crying with a shaved head by the end of it.
Whether you’re feeling like a Slave 4 U or just trying to avoid being hit one more time, come dressed in your best Britney themed attire.
đź“Ť Location: James Pass Arboretum
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DsnNL4ocSwz8sjKFA?g_st=com
đź•“ Time: Monday, July 28 @ 5:69 HST
🎽 Theme: Britney, Bitch!
đź’µ Rego: show up, bring $7 cash
🍻 After: Blarney Stone (bring more cash!)
*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.