Trail #800: 800th Trail!


Saturday - November 22, 2025 - 11:09 am

Rise and shine, you half-awake degenerates—because nothing says “adult responsibility” like stumbling out of bed at an hour normally reserved for cereal commercials and reruns of Scooby-Doo.
This week’s trail brings you straight back to the golden era of Saturday Morning Cartoons, when life was simple, villains were incompetent, and the only thing you had to worry about was who stole your last Pop-Tart.
Your hares LevelZer0 and CameWithAFakeName scheduled an earlier than normal hash that promises lots twists like Wile E. Coyote chasing the Roadrunner, and checks trickier than a Looney Tunes ACME invention. If you’re lucky, maybe you can follow some clues left behind by Blue and find that hidden beer or maybe even some of that sugary cereal you so much loved as a child.
So grab your cereal spoon, dust off your nostalgia, and join us for a trail that’s guaranteed more fun than any episode cliffhanger.

Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ibvoc8qF8wkLpyLX9


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Level Zer0 and Fakey
Location: Burnet Park
Start Time: 10:69AM (AKA 11:09 am)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Saturday Morning Cartoons
On-After: Landmark Brew Fest!

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

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