Trail #805: 2026 Mad Ho


Saturday - December 20, 2025 - 2:09 pm

Twelves years ago a young (ish) hasher was full of joy and energy at finding her people and hosted the 1st Anal Mad Ho! Ho? Who You Calling a Ho?!?

It was joyous and epic. There was beer, and shots, and snow. So much snow. And chains. There were chains.

And the tradition continued anally (minus one year of plague) and despite the hare’s general increased curmudgeon-ness (some Who’s speculate her heart has shrunk over the years) it’s a day of usually ill prepared joy and silliness.

There may be flour, or cake mix, or kool aid, or just on hare bc hare started too late to set a proper trail bc there was too much fucking snow. It might be a scavenger hunt with clues, a treasure hunt with a map. Or a sad somber stroll in the snowy woods. Cars might be stuck, there might be fire, feet might be cold. Santa might show up with his sack, or not.

There will be beer and other alcoholic libations. There will be snacks. There will be snow.

Hare: MAD Ho of MAD Co-Came with a Fake Name
Theme: Mad Ho, Mad Grinch, Mad Whatever…
Location: Stoney Pond State Forest (First parking lot coming off Rt 20, If you’re coming from the south it’s 2nd.)
Date: Saturday 12/20
Time: 1:69


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Fakey
Location: Stoney Pond State Forest
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Mad Ho
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker

Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
26
27
28
29
30
1
3
4
5
6
7
8
10
12
13
14
15
16
2:09 PM - OCTO-BEER-fest
17
18
19
21
22
24
25
26
27
28
29
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
27 Sep
Monday - September 27, 2021    
6:09 pm
It’s the “Stop Wine-ing Trail” so dress appropriately and bring a light cause it gets dark early. There will be mud and probably water. Also [...]
02 Oct
Saturday - October 2, 2021    
2:09 pm
After the summer, most of you know I had, as I was looking up themes for Saturday...I learned the first week of October is Mental [...]
09 Oct
Saturday - October 9, 2021    
2:09 pm
What is truth anyway?  After cumming to this trail, you still won't know.  All falses will be true; all arrows will be false.  How will [...]
11 Oct
Monday - October 11, 2021    
5:09 pm
Time to buy your own beer beetches and celebrate the triumphant homecoming of two of SOH4's favorite wankers, Golden Snowball and Fleshlight! Due to the [...]
16 Oct
Saturday - October 16, 2021    
2:09 pm
It’s OCTO-beer!!!! Sounds like an awesome reason to have a hash with 8 beer stops. Trail will be $8 to cover the extra stops. Bring [...]
20 Oct
Wednesday - October 20, 2021    
7:09 pm
World Peace Through Beer is celebrated worldwide on kennels closest date to United Nations Day (October 24th) with at least one stop with beer from [...]
23 Oct
Saturday - October 23, 2021    
2:09 pm
Bring your autumn attire and gear…flannel, pumpkin spice, rake, corn stalks…whatever says autumn to you. Extra points for vests! Please Rego in advance by clicking [...]
30 Oct
Saturday - October 30, 2021    
2:09 pm
Join birthday twin hares Table It and Tweedle You for a Birthaversary trail through the spooky town of Cazenovia as we flaunt our best costumes [...]
Events on Monday - September 27, 2021
27 Sep
27 Sep 21
Events on Saturday - October 2, 2021
Events on Saturday - October 9, 2021
09 Oct
Events on Monday - October 11, 2021
Events on Saturday - October 16, 2021
16 Oct
16 Oct 21
Events on Wednesday - October 20, 2021
Events on Saturday - October 23, 2021
23 Oct
Events on Saturday - October 30, 2021
30 Oct