Trail #820: The Haggis Hash


Saturday - March 7, 2026 - 2:09 pm

Are you tired of leprachaun trickery? Had enough of fake Micks taking the mick? Think Irish eyes can take their pot of gold and stuff it where the rainbow doesn’t shine? Then your Hash needs YOU. Join us for the antidote to your green blues, yes it’s the first annal Haggis Hash. Join us and we will jaunt through the streets with never a wee lying worthless Irish person to worry about. We will fill you with the true spirit of happiness (Whisky of course), and stuff your bellies with the food of the Gods (Haggis of course). Come one, come all and dispel the fakery, and wear your hash kilts with true pride and know that the skirl of the bagpipes and swirl of the kilt has f* all to do with those other Celtic feckers. Dogs and virgins must be leashed but your tackle may be unfettered as desired.


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Doggie Dayqueen, Lake Flaccid, Famous Anus
Location: Sehr Park
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Haggis
On-After: Change Of Pace

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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