Trail #843: Houston, we have a trail!
Monday - July 20, 2026 – 6:09 pm
Suit up, secure your helmets, and prepare for an out-of-this-world adventure as we launch on a mission to conquer the lunar surface. Expect moon rocks, craters, questionable navigation, and enough space-age shenanigans to keep even the most seasoned astronauts on their toes.
This mission is not for the faint of heart—Shiggy Level: 10/10. You’ll wonder if mission control has completely lost it, and at least one opportunity to question every life decision that brought you here.
Whether you’re a fearless FRB or a determined DFL, everyone who survives the expedition will hopefully make it back to Earth in one piece.
**Trail is A-B Hare needs a volunteer or 2 to help shuttle people back to the start unless you wankers want a 3 mile on in.**
Mission Briefing:
* 🌕 Destination: The Moon
* 🌌 Shiggy Level: 10/10
* Bring your dogs and virgins to keep the aliens away
Please include hash name and date of trail in description.
Hares: Frisk Me Spears
Location: Elmwood Cemetery
Start Time: 5:69 PM HST (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: 🌕 Destination: The Moon
On-After: the Brickyard Tavern and Barbeque
*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We’re so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
Upcumming trails:
Monday - July 20, 2026: Trail #843: Houston, we have a trail!
Monday - July 27, 2026: Trail #844: Italiano
Wednesday - July 29, 2026: Trail #845: Buck Moon (10:36 AM)
Monday - August 3, 2026: Trail #846: Britney RePetes Eastwood
Monday - August 10, 2026: Trail #847: SOH4 Analversary
Monday - August 17, 2026: Trail #848: Bash
Saturday - August 22, 2026: Trail #850: Homer recovery/Ithaca combo
Monday - August 24, 2026: Trail #851: <TBD>
Thursday - August 27, 2026: Trail #852: Sturgeon Moon (12:18 AM)
Monday - August 31, 2026: Trail #853: <TBD>
Monday - September 7, 2026: Trail #854: <TBD>
Saturday - September 12, 2026: Trail #855: Red Dress
Monday - September 14, 2026: Trail #856: Pirate Hash
Monday - September 21, 2026: Trail #857: <TBD>