Rehash #172: A Golden Fleshball Wedding

Golden Snowball and Fleshlight were united in unholy hashimony during a 1:69 HST outdoor ceremony at Green Lakes State Park at SOH4 Trail 172. The double-handcuff ceremony was officiated by the dishonorable Pastorbator. The bride was presented by her totally jacked...

Rehash #169: Trail 169 on Friday the 13th

Gather round, all you children, and sit close by me, as I tell the story of the sordid affairs of the Friday the 13th 169th SOH4 Hash, that took place this 13th of November, 2015. Imagine you find yourself in the middle of a dark parking lot on a chilly November...

Rehash #162: Jammie Jam (aka Putting Mondays to Bed)

Once upon a time, a bunch of half-minds showed up at Stones Marina in order to run around in their pajamas. It took a few of them a couple of tries to find the place but once they did, shit really hit the fan. It took three hares; Wet Nurse, Tri Anything, and Chick...

Rehash for the Third Anal SOH4 Red Dress Run

(Note this is being provided unedited so as to preserve the fullness of spirit of the Tweedle who wrote it.) I figure that leaky mind of a tweedle, twerked out on twerking and being lost in the urban jungle whilst soliciting locals with naught but 1. a barely b-cup 2....