Oct 23, 2017
Courtesy of No Child From Behind
May 7, 2017
Short and sweet (unlike the trail) to the Tune of Yesterday: Trail 268: Fleshies hash Fleshys Hash…it did not go by in a flash. But at least there was not a hash crash. Oh, I Survived Fleshys Hash. Suddenly, I’m still the halfmind I used to be....
Nov 8, 2016
To the Tune of Green Acres. Not in C sharp…but Drunken Jagged…. (First Verse) Election Hash Was the place to be! For Trump was Grabbing, a lot of pussy! Shiggy Stretching so far and wide… With shitty beer and making hunters Cry! (Second verse) City Hashing is really...
Feb 29, 2016
It’s the end of trail and the cops are watching us from across Shop City plaza. It’s the second time we’ve seen the cops tonight so instead of pressing our luck, it’s time for a 30 second circle. I splash a little PBR in all welcoming vessels—”You’re stupid, you’re...
Feb 13, 2016
To be sung to the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home” I The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall Hoorah Hoorah! The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall Hoorah Hoorah! They followed red ribbon and tape that’s white For nobody wanted frostbite! The frozen half minds...
Dec 12, 2015
On-On the twelfth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a bunch of Creepy Santas On-On the eleventh day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me some really Sketchy Elves On-On the tenth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave a Reindeer on a Boob On-On the ninth day of Hashmas, the...
