Trail #336: The Seneca 7 Road Hazards Team


Monday - April 23, 2018 - 6:09 pm

Cum join the Road Hazards and their team Captain Table It for a trail of unsurpassed danger and unimaginable fun! Rumor has It that there will be dicks, gummy and otherwise, accompanied by Angry Balls, some liquid concocktions and others possibly blue. The theme is wear a helmet day. Find your favorite headgear and be proud. Cover that noggin!

Hares: Table It and the rest of the Road Hazards
Location: Green Lakes State Park, Lakeview picnic grounds
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Wear Your Favorite Helmet
On-After: Trappers Two

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.



First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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