Trail #358: Oops we did it again! Hash

Monday - August 6, 2018 - 6:09 pm

It’s time for the 4th anal Britney Birthday Hash!

You know the drill….

Don’t be TOXIC, wear your best Britney inspired costumes! You better WORK it BITCH! Hit me BABY ONE MORE TIME with your creativity. You know I’M A SLAVE FOR YOU when you wear those costumes. I’m no WOMANIZER, but please GIMME MORE costumes! SOMETIMES, (YOU DRIVE ME) CRAZY when you don’t come in costume – I act like a CRIMINAL and DO SOMETHIN’ – like not give you beer – but don’t HOLD IT AGAINST ME. If you’re LUCKY, you’ll be rewarded with shots and prizes! So don’t make me SCREAM & SHOUT, dig out your best S&M and LEATHER AND LACE or else you’ll get a PIECE OF ME.

Prizes awarded for best costumes!!

Punishments for lack of costume!

Hares: UC, Camel, Cocktimus Prime
Location: Eastwood. Parking lot near Sunnycrest Ice Arena
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: 4th anal Britney Birthday Hash
On-After: Shifty's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.