Trail #588: A Unique Trail


Monday - August 29, 2022 - 6:09 pm

Your hares Limp Labium, Three Dog Night, and Table It cordially invite hashers near and far to join us in a unique trail.

We will be reliving a local tradition dating back to the 1800’s.

Dress in your finest SOH4 garb with a twist of redneck.

Trail is expected to extend into the evening so book your sitter a bit longer than usual.

Virgins are welcome but dogs will not fare well on this trail so leave them home.

Trail distance is fairly short with Shiggy level set to zero.

Things were cheap in the 1800’s but not today. Due to the current inflation situation, trail cost is $10 this week. We expect the cost to return to normal next week.

What to bring: Fanny packs to hold your extra CASH and ID. Highly recommended for this trail.

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Three Dog Night, Table It, & Limp Labium
Location: Destiny Parking off Solar St, Pink lot, Light post 20 (furthest South East corner)
Start Time: 5:69 (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $10 to cover a special surprise (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Redneck?
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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