Trail #594: Wedding Hash


Sunday - October 2, 2022 - 2:09 pm

“Always the bridesmaid; never the sober one”
Let us cum AND celebrate the legalization of fornication because these two half minds have become one complete pervy/dirty mind.

Cums Ready to Ride & Minùte Man got hitched! (Bad decisions are breast)

Dogs and virgins must be leashed.

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Hares: Cums Ready to Ride & Minùte Man
Location: Elmwood Park
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: This is a formal affair and dress code will be strictly enforced. Minùte Man will be the groom. CumsReady2Ride will be his bride. Everyone else will give us the honor of being our bridesmaids. With such short notice the color/style/cut is your choice. There will be prizes for the best dressed and some games too.
On-After: Pizza at closing circle, champagne toast and cake! With the devils game of foosball playing the bars will be cray. Venmo $3 to Cums Ready.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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