Trail #624: Ultra Trail


Saturday - March 11, 2023 - 12:15 pm

Cum one, Cum all to join Cummando Cobbler and circumcise Onondaga Lake!
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PROMISES:
  • There will be at least 5-6 stops.
  • There will be a picnic stop at midpoint-ish.
  • this will be a LOOOONNNNGGGG hash, so plan accordingly.
  • 15-17 miles if you plan to fully get circumcised, 6-8 miles if you plan to partially circumcise the lake.
  • Hash cash always $7 with hashflation in full effect.
  • Song checks, hash views, toxic wasteland vistas, and maybe eagles—cuz the whole trail is an EAGLE TRAIL!!!.
NON-promises:
  • If you don’t read above carefully, you may miss out.
  • Trail will be easily marked (it goes around the lake, counter-clockwise…figure it out).

 

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There are TWO start times for TWO groups of hashers:

FULL circumcision Start time: 9:69 (10:30)
Where: Buried Acorn Parking lot on Van Rensiellier road
–show up if you want to do a full 15-17miles around the lake, A–>A hash. You know you want to.

Partial Circumcision Start time: 11:69 (12:15)
Long Branch Park pin drop Parking lot, 228 E Shore Trail, Salina, NY 13088 (Willow Bay Picnic area parking).
–show up at this time if you want to do a normal, longish, A–>B hash. i don’t know how you’ll get back to your car, you could follow the first part of trail and run the full length of trail, or maybe someone will give you a ride back after circle.

–the starting pack performing the entire circumcision around onondaga lake will meat up with the half minds starting at long branch about 12:15 and we’ll have a BN/Picnic stop with any late-cumer wankers prior to preceding around the rest of the lake.

Warning: may not be a totally walker friendly trail not because it’s hard but because it’s long(that’s what she said). See above length/description of trail, imagine being mostly on paved trail and on a stinky bridge.

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Hares: Cummando Cobbler (and surprise co-hare)
Location: Long Branch Park 228 E Shore Trail, Salina, NY 13088 (Willow Bay Picnic area parking) - See above for alternate start
Start Time: 9:69 am or 11:69, see above (AKA 12:15 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme:
On-After: Buried Acorn on Van Rensselaer Street

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - May 20, 2024: Trail #700: The 700 Club

Thursday - May 23, 2024: Trail #701: Full Moon / Flower Moon

Monday - May 27, 2024: Trail #702: Mammorial Day

Monday - June 3, 2024: Trail #703: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 10, 2024: Trail #704: TBD

Monday - June 17, 2024: Trail #705: Italiano Hash

Thursday - June 20, 2024: Trail #706: Full Strawberry Moon

Monday - June 24, 2024: Trail #707: TBD

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