Trail #626: March Hashness


Saturday - March 25, 2023 - 12:09 pm

*Please note the non-standard tipoff time of 11:69. It’s madness, we know!!

If you’re really into college basketball, you will probably skip trail to watch the Elite 8 games on Sat – but all of your brackets are already busted, so why bother?

Join us on a fast break around the most prestigious basketball campus in the area – LeMoyne! Be sure not to let the offense penetrate your red zone, and do whatever it takes to get your ball to the hole!

Dogs allowed, virgins allowed, no granny shots allowed. If you’re not into hoops, please feel free to wear whatever gear or jersey you want from any variation of sportball – they’re all the same anyway.

 

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Hares: Strawberry Gum Job (🍓🍬💼) & Krusty Shorts (🥐🩳)
Location: Southernmost crevasse of the Trader Joe’s Plaza
Start Time: 11:69 (AKA 12:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: College basketball
On-After: Beginning II then after you can rebound to CNY Brewfest if you’ve still got game

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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