Trail #694: Total Eclipse


Monday - April 8, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Trail 694: Total Eclipse

It’s not a cult! Join your hares for the final countdown of a total eclipse… of your heart! Don’t let the sun go down without a little dancing in the dark. Let chaos reign because there ain’t no sunshine. Wear your sunglasses at night so you are not blinded by the light! Here comes the sun, so let’s worship the ring of fire!
Those of you with skipping work that day, join us for a viewing party at Waterfront Tavern. Leave early and get there in time for that black hole sun! Afterward, enjoy a pre-lube at The Waterfront Tavern while your hares set you an incredible trail. You will laugh, you will cry, you will sing, you will rejoice! Because Monday is a hashing day!

Hares: Here Cums the Sun Sun & Table Eclipse of the Heart
Location: Waterfront Tavern, Brewerton
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA (6:09PM)
Theme: Sunglasses, Eclipse
Pre-Lube: 12:69pm Waterfront Tavern
Eclipse Viewing Party: Waterfront Tavern, Brewerton, 3:20
On-After: Bear Creek Restaurant

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Hares: CumCum & Table It
Location: Waterfront Tavern
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Total Eclipse
On-After: Bear Creek Restaurant

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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