Trail #816: Cupid Trail


Saturday - February 14, 2026 - 2:09 pm

💘 Cupid’s Run: Whoa, We’re Halfway There! 🏹

Once upon a time, two lovers made a plan(aka your Trifucta hares Tri Anything and Table It)—
Lace up those sneakers, take your partner’s hand! 🎶🎼🎵
Whoa-oh! We’re halfway there…
Chasing love through the open air!
Take the relics, we’ll make it, I swear—
Cupid’s arrows flying everywhere!🎵🎼🎶
Get ready for a heart-pounding, love-pumping trail where every love struck milestone brings you closer to the finish line—and maybe a little closer to someone special ) or maybe just closer to the on after).
🔥 Warmish weather to get you excited
💘 Cupid farts to guide you along the trail to lovely beverages
🎶 Pump-up music to keep you in the mood
🌹 Sweet surprises waiting at BNs
Whether you’re running with your sweetheart, your best friend, or your whole crew, this is your moment to go all in. Whole body day?
So hold on tight—
We’ve got each other… and that’s a lot for a hash!Whoa-oh! ❤️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🎵🎼🎶
Date: Valentines Day
Location: DMV parking lot Taft Rd pin drop to follow
Time: 1:69
Hash cash: PayPal $7 to Tri Anything
Dog and virgins welcome but will need leashing and lashing much of trail.
On after: The Ledge
Sign up now—because love is a run worth taking!🎶🎵🎼


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Tri Anything & Table It
Location: DMV parking lot Taft Rd
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Cupid's Run
On-After: The Old Ledge

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - July 27, 2026: Trail #844: The Italian Renaissance Hash

Wednesday - July 29, 2026: Trail #845: Buck Moon (10:36 AM)

Monday - August 3, 2026: Trail #846: Britney RePetes Eastwood

Monday - August 10, 2026: Trail #847: SOH4 Analversary

Monday - August 17, 2026: Trail #848: Bash

Saturday - August 22, 2026: Trail #850: Homer recovery/Ithaca combo

Monday - August 24, 2026: Trail #851: <TBD>

Thursday - August 27, 2026: Trail #852: Sturgeon Moon (12:18 AM)

Monday - August 31, 2026: Trail #853: <TBD>

Monday - September 7, 2026: Trail #854: <TBD>

Saturday - September 12, 2026: Trail #855: Red Dress

Monday - September 14, 2026: Trail #856: Pirate Hash

Monday - September 21, 2026: Trail #857: <TBD>

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