Trail #821: Steak & BJs & Pie


Sunday - March 15, 2026 - 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm

**NOTE THAT TRAIL IS ON SUNDAY. THERE WILL BE NO TRAIL SATURDAY 3/14 DUE TO FLOUR CITY’S GREEN DRESS RUN AND PARADE DAY.

It’s a holiday weekend and many of you will already be celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, so if you’re looking to keep the party going, we’ve got you covered. But this trail isn’t about shamrocks and leprechauns…

This one is dedicated to the real holidays: π Day and Steak & BJ Day.

Cum for a trail full of questionable math, terrible jokes, and the usual SOH4-level shenanigans. Expect marks, checks, and a few opportunities to celebrate the traditions of these fine holidays along the way.

Dress Code (highly encouraged):

Break out your best Pi / Pie themed attire, Steak themed attire, or something BJ themed. Math nerds, carnivores, and people with dirty minds are all equally welcome. Whether it’s π symbols, pie costumes, whipped cream jokes, meat suits, or something far more inappropriate, creativity will be appreciated.

What to Expect:

  • A BJ, Steak & Pi themed trail
  • Questionable math references
  • Inappropriate humor
  • Cold beer
  • The usual SOH4 debauchery

Finish your St. Paddy’s celebrations and come celebrate the holidays that really matter.

On-On!


Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: Utica Chub & Head, Bath, and the Bong
Location: West Parking Lot Dewitt Wegmans
Start Time: 1:69PM (AKA 2:09 pm - 5:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Pie, Steak, and BJ's
On-After: Trapper's Pizza Pub

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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