Trail #504: You Must Hash With a Mustache!


Monday - May 17, 2021 - 6:09 pm

Come out to this trail and try to find my secret ‘stache of beer! If you have never had a mustache, try it- sometimes it even grows on you. Sport the mustache look that works best for your personality, it might be tricky to find or it might be right there under your nose. The weather is looking great for a fan-stache-tic trail, we’ll see you there!

There will be (shitty) prizes for multiple categories including ‘best John Waters’, ‘most asymmetrical’, ‘most realistic fake’ and ‘least fucks given’

Things to bring:
-Mustache, (real/fake/magic marker/dirty sanchez – whatever floats your boat)

Things not to bring:
-Bare upper lips

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Krusty Shorts
Location: Parking lot behind Westvale Plaza
Start Time: 5:59 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Mustaches
On-After: Steve's Cantina

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Monday - May 20, 2024: Trail #700: The 700 Club

Thursday - May 23, 2024: Trail #701: Full Moon / Flower Moon

Monday - May 27, 2024: Trail #702: Mammorial Day

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