Trail #510: On-Ontario(South of the Border!) Post-Lube


Monday - June 21, 2021 - 6:09 pm

This trail is not for the faint-of-heart, short-of-patience or weak-of-bladder. Clear your schedule for the evening, and possibly the next day as well. This trail will take place on longest day of the year, it may still not be enough.

Chase your live hares across the rugged and unforgiving Ultra Trail du Mont-Krust!
A (French) Canadian interpretation of the journey to Oz on the yellow brick road- except this one heads straight to Hell and not Oz, not all of the bricks are yellow 😉 and you wish you had a lion nearby so you can be eaten to save yourself further torture.

*Please consult your proctologist before attempting this trail, eh?

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tldr: easy trail, very flat, fairly short, low risk of heart failure, Go Maple Leafs!


Hares: Snidely Whipass and Krusty Shorts
Location: Thornden Park Pool
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme:
On-After: Beer Belly Deli or maybe Shifty's now that they are back open, need to check their days/hours- will decide at circle

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

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Monday - January 1, 2018    
2:00 pm
Hey, the forecast for this trail is up by 10 degrees since we volunteered to hare this hash... can't beat that! So don your layers [...]
07 Jan
Sunday - January 7, 2018    
1:00 pm
Trail is Sunday this week instead of Saturday, earlier start time. Come drag your Screw Year hunger over self and join us to remember our [...]
13 Jan
Saturday - January 13, 2018    
1:00 pm
Winter Wanks We are having our regular hash as prelude for Sundays Winter Interhash. We are starting a bit earlier at 12:69 - to accommodate [...]
14 Jan
Sunday - January 14, 2018    
12:30 pm
https://www.soh4.com/product/winterhash2018/
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Saturday - January 20, 2018    
2:00 pm
Trail Sat will be at Green Lakes starting in the disc golf parking lot. Bonus SLOW H3: If weather isn't too stupid SLOW H3 is [...]
26 Jan
Friday - January 26, 2018    
7:00 pm
Details available via our listserv and Facebook group.  Or contact [email protected] 
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Saturday - January 27, 2018    
11:09 am - 2:00 pm
Get your drunk self up and crawl out from wherever you passed out last night for the Holiday Hangover Hash. You will be rewarded with [...]
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Wednesday - January 31, 2018    
6:00 pm
Theme is Super Blue Moon, so whatever that means to you. Wear a cape or dress like Neil Armstrong, or don’t, whatever. Just wear stuff [...]
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