Trail #529: All Falses Are True


Saturday - October 9, 2021 - 2:09 pm

What is truth anyway?  After cumming to this trail, you still won’t know.  All falses will be true; all arrows will be false.  How will the pack know where to go?  Let’s find out.

Dog and virgin friendly.  We’ll be in the woods during “early bowhunting season” so use proportional caution.

 

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Ass Full of White Man
Location: Morgan Hill (parking lot on Shackham Road)
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: The Nature of Truth in the Universe
On-After: ONCO (they'll have a food truck), or The Nest if that's more the prevailing mood.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - April 29, 2024: Trail #697: Seneca Recovery

Monday - May 6, 2024: Trail #698: 698

Monday - May 13, 2024: Trail #699: Happy Ending of the 69's

Monday - May 20, 2024: Trail #700: The 700 Club

Thursday - May 23, 2024: Trail #701: Full Moon / Flower Moon

Monday - May 27, 2024: Trail #702: Mammorial Day

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