Trail #831: CINCO (QUATTRO?) DE MAYO-NNAISE HASH


Monday - May 4, 2026 - 6:09 pm - 8:09 pm

Just when you thought Cinco de Mayo couldn’t get any more culturally confusing, your hare has gone and whipped it into a thick and tangy disaster.
Welcome to the MAYO-NNAISE HASH—where things will be spicy, slippery, and definitely not shelf-stable.
Your hare has been hard at work behind closed doors… emulsifying ingredients that probably should not be combined.
👕 DRESS CODE:
White. Cream. Off-white. “Accidentally sat in something.”
Bonus points for sombreros, deviled egg energy, or anything that screams spreadable.
⚠️ WARNINGS:
– If it looks like mayo, it probably is
– If it doesn’t look like mayo… it still might be
– Trail may contain nuts, eggs, poor judgment, and emotional damage
📍 WHERE: Rand Tract
🕒 WHEN: Monday 5/4/26, 5:69pm
💵 HASH CASH: $7
🤷🏻‍♀️ HARE: Utica Chub
🍻AFTER: Pies Guys, Onondaga Blvd
Come ready to run, drink, laugh, and spread the chaos.
ON-ON to the Great Emulsification.

Please include hash name and date of trail in description.


Hares: UC
Location: Rand Tract Park (Start in Onondaga Valley Cemetary)
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 8:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: CINCO (QUATTRO?) DE MAYO-NNAISE HASH
On-After: The Pies Guys

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.



First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day

Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon

Today
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
2:09 PM - Superbowlish
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
2:09 PM - Anti-VD-Day
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
1
2
3
Super Blue Blood Moon
31 Jan
Wednesday - January 31, 2018    
6:00 pm
Theme is Super Blue Moon, so whatever that means to you. Wear a cape or dress like Neil Armstrong, or don’t, whatever. Just wear stuff [...]
More Info
Groundhog Day Again
03 Feb
Saturday - February 3, 2018    
2:09 pm - 5:00 pm
Maybe the furry terrestrial varmant saw his shadow. Maybe he didn't. But that was yesterday. Or was it.... Cum join your hares; 6, Ichi, Laura [...]
More Info
Superbowlish
10 Feb
Saturday - February 10, 2018    
2:09 pm - 5:00 pm
Get ready for a confusing frolic in the magical snowy forests of Tully with your hares 3 Dog and Spermy. Keep your sportsball apparel out [...]
More Info
Anti-VD-Day
17 Feb
Saturday - February 17, 2018    
2:09 pm - 5:00 pm
More Info
Choose Your Own Season
24 Feb
Saturday - February 24, 2018    
2:09 pm - 5:00 pm
Does this weather have you a bit confused? Were you outside yesterday in a t-shirt and shorts just to find your vehicle covered in snow [...]
More Info
3rd Anal Green Beer Day Hash
25 Feb
Sunday - February 25, 2018    
11:30 am
Steaming Wood (and co-hares Male Slot and Lady Kale Krotch) bring you the 3rd anal Green Beer Day hash in Tipperary Hill, Syracuse. Its all [...]
More Info
Half Ass Full Moon Pickup Hash
01 Mar
Thursday - March 1, 2018    
6:09 pm - 9:00 pm
Riddle me this: How can there be a full moon when there's only a half ass?  Cum run a pickup hash under the full moon [...]
More Info
Events on Wednesday - January 31, 2018
31 Jan
Super Blue Blood Moon
31 Jan 18
Events on Saturday - February 3, 2018
03 Feb
Groundhog Day Again
3 Feb 18
Events on Saturday - February 10, 2018
10 Feb
Superbowlish
10 Feb 18
Events on Saturday - February 17, 2018
17 Feb
Anti-VD-Day
17 Feb 18
Events on Saturday - February 24, 2018
24 Feb
Choose Your Own Season
24 Feb 18
Events on Sunday - February 25, 2018
25 Feb
3rd Anal Green Beer Day Hash
25 Feb 18
Events on Thursday - March 1, 2018
01 Mar
Half Ass Full Moon Pickup Hash
1 Mar 18