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Trail #700: The 700 Club

Monday - May 20, 2024 – 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm

Join your FAITHful hares Brother Kicky and Sister Tri as we deliver the 700th SERMON of the DIVINE SOH4 CONGREGATION (it’s not a CULT). After PASTOR ministers to us with opening PRAYER, aka chalk talk, we will take you on a SPIRITUAL journey in a DEVOUT realm. Prepare to be baptized in the most HOLY(shit) of waters, take the body and blood of our FATHER Gisbert (and maybe some of your own with the potential shiggy level), and thank GOD when we finally make it back to circle where PASTOR will take us through some HYMNS as we burn the HEATHENS.

Theme: 700 Club (look it up if you are too young and VIRTUOUS to have experienced the Robertsons). There will be prizes for best in theme! There will be themed hab as well!
Start: VIRGIN Territory in the Village of Central Square. CROSSroads Park 120 Fulton Ave Central Square https://maps.app.goo.gl/f6Sbe1tTVwQvSJ3aA?g_st=i

Time: when the CHURCH bells chime or more likely 5:69
TITHE: 10% of your income or $7– rego early!
Virgins and 4 legged furiends welcome and free but will need leashing and cleaning up!
Bring a towel, wet wipes, water, change of clothes, and of course your BIBLES.

On After: TBD for those that plan to rot in HELL

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Hares: Kicky & Tri
Location: Crossroads Park, Central Square
Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: 700 Club
On-After: TBD

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We’re so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.