Trail #249: Operator Hash
Saturday - January 14, 2017 - 2:00 pm
Bro, do you even Operate?
This is your day, all y’all secret squirrels, AirSofters, and call center cummandos… Drag out yer operator kit and let’s roll up those tango coolers. Add a boonie cap and Oakleys to your lumbersexual beard… and bam: major-league door-kicker! Shemaghs welcome, black metal not so much. Prize for most tacti-cool (but let’s not scare the public). Consult this helpful video.
Insider nollij: it’s a quarry, dogs can (mostly) run free and we won’t be on roads.
Hares: Drunk in the Truck and You Light Up My Wife! Location: Split Rock Quarry Limited parking, maybe room for fifteen cars along Onondaga Blvd. Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:00 pm) Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!) Theme: Special Ops On-After: Asil's Pub (most likely...)*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
