What the Hell is Hashing?

Hashing . . . a mixture of exercise, tomfoolery, and delicious beverages. It combines running, orienteering, and partying, where bands of harriers and harriettes chase hares on 3 – 5 mile trails through town, country, and desert, all in search of exercise,...

Mismanagement

Your 2016 SOH4 Mismgmt… Even a bunch of delinquents who run to find beer hidden in the woods need some fearless leaders. Our Mismanagement is responsible for general oversight, inclusion, special events, and overall making sure that everyone has an amazing time...

A Guide for Virgin Hares

Hares make the world go round. Or at least they make the half-minds run around drunk. Without hares we’d just sit in a parking lot and drink, and we can’t pretend that’s exercise! Volunteer during a hash, or contact Cock or Two to sign up for a trail.  Keep these...

An Incomplete Guide to Hash Terminology

Commonly Used Phrases: FRB: front-running bastards; people who are fast DFL: dead fucking last; people who are slow Virgin: first time hashers GM: grand mattress; in charge of our sorry asses RA: religious advisor; performs weddings and leads circle Shiggy: woods,...

Hash Responsibly, My Friend

If you come hashing, you might get drunk. We all look out for each other, but what do we say before every hash? No matter what happens, it’s my own fucking fault. Some things to keep in mind: Don’t drink and drive. Cabs are cheap. DUI’s aren’t....