Rehash #126: Walkabout with PA

“Oh Fakey, please tell me a story!” “Of course, little Captain. I know just the story. While I wasn’t there, I will tell you what I know about the legend of the 126th hash– the grand adventure of PA’s Walkabout! Listen up… Once upon a time, there were a bunch of...

Rehash #124: Winter HashLympics

In varying states of sobriety, half minds gathered at Camillus Park to partake in the 2015 Edition of WinterHashlympics. There was a couple mile trail set by Just Tim through piles of snow and trees with an RC69 back to the start. Poor Fakey was waiting for us at the...

Rehash #123: Frozen Hash

Hash #123 was dubbed the Frozen Hash for good reason. Ass Wide Shut and Just Andrew decided to set trail in f*%$ing Oswego County in Cleveland, NY on the north shore of Oneida Lake on what was quite possibly the coldest Saturday in recent memory. Despite a high of 13...

Rehash #119: Butters’ Funeral

On January 4, 2015 wankers of the SOH4 gathered together at the Solar Street parking lot to remember their departed friend ButtHer Balls. His holiness Pastorbator presided over the service and Came with a Fake Name set a non-existent trail in honor of Butters’ recent...

Rehash #117: The Mad Ho! Ho? Who You Calling a Ho? Hash

‘Twas the Saturday before Christmas, when out in Mad Co the hares were stirring, setting the 2nd Mad Ho. The chalk was tinted red and sprinkled with care, in hopes that the hashers soon would be there. The hashers arrived, dragged from their beds, while visions...

Rehash #110: The Most Dangerous Hash

The Most Dangerous Hash started out the way one would expect a dangerous hash to begin: With guns and corpses. But these wankers weren’t afraid. Around twenty-five wild adventurers gathered at the Three Rivers Wildlife Management Area outside Baldwinsville. They...